Glorious Ukrainian Bride Wants YOU!: Story 4 of 4 in the Foresight Series

By Goble, Brant, von

Book Id: WPLBN0100003228
Format Type: PDF eBook:
File Size: 2.64 MB
Reproduction Date: 10/12/2018

Title:	Glorious Ukrainian Bride Wants YOU!: Story 4 of 4 in the Foresight Series
Author:	Goble, Brant, von
Volume:
Language:	English
Subject:	Fiction, Drama and Literature
Collections:	Authors Community, Humor and Satire
Historic Publication Date:	2018
Publisher:	Loosey Goosey Press

Member Page:	Brant von Goble
Citation APA MLA Chicago Von Goble, B. B. (2018). Glorious Ukrainian Bride Wants YOU!: Story 4 of 4 in the Foresight Series. Retrieved from http://www.self.gutenberg.org/

Description
A satire of the internet bride/girlfriend industry, with an unexpected twist of character and emotional development

Summary
The story of one man's futile attempts to find love online

Excerpt
The kid keeps hanging onto Peter’s—Pete to his friends, if he had any—legs, and he won’t go away. “Daddy, Daddy, when we gonna snack time?” Peter, Pete, Daddy, isn’t having any of it. He’s struggling for air. “I don’t know,” wheeze, “later.” Sigh. “Go get some food from your sister.” “She’s eating all the cheese tubies, says I can’t have none.” “Janie, give Little Robbie something to eat.” Gasp. “Don’t starve your brother, please!”