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Died and Moved In

By: Christine Jones

..., can pluck excuses out of thin air; well I learnt from the best bullshit artists in the business. The expression on my face said it all. Ali forces... ...l. “I live in a cemetery for fuck sake! They swim in my bath, drool on my records, drink my milk and play with my undies!” “Calm down Sis.” Steven pl... ...to explain this. Michael is racing through my paddock, breaking all track records I might add, towards a tractor without a driver. Bales of hay are ...

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