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Greegs & Ladders : An Incredible Journey through Space and Time, Volume 1

By Mitchell, Zack

Book Id: WPLBN0002828132
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Reproduction Date: 6/26/2013

Title:	Greegs & Ladders : An Incredible Journey through Space and Time, Volume 1
Author:	Mitchell, Zack
Volume:	Volume 1
Language:	English
Subject:	Fiction, Drama and Literature, Science Fiction Satire
Collections:	Science Fiction, Authors Community, Religion, Sociology, Finance, Economy
Historic Publication Date:	2013
Publisher:	Mitchell Mendlow

Member Page:	Mitchell Mendlow
Citation APA MLA Chicago Mitchell, Z., & Mendlow, D. (2013). Greegs & Ladders : An Incredible Journey through Space and Time, Volume 1. Retrieved from http://www.self.gutenberg.org/

Description
Greetings Earth creatures. This book has been dropped off on your planet for the purpose of... well, for you to read it. I'm not sure if you'll like it, I might not if I was you. I'd wager many of you won't be big fans. The investment banking community will especially be... put off by some of what is contained here. An advanced copy was sent to your virtual place of worship 'Reddit' and met with mixed results. While spending nearly a full day on the front page, many Earthlings voiced their stern displeasure with the book. Many others found it lovely. I'm not sure who I'm more concerned for. Either way this is a book I only meant to help with. I know sometimes books, words and ideas can make you humans angry; but then again, pretty much everything seems to do that. In the end, just remember it's only words in a book. Can't we all just get along and go for a swim instead?

Summary
Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting tale of three oddball characters romping around space and time. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, & several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be, and the meaning of it all (at no extra charge.)

Excerpt
Wilx looked at the nearest cage. It had a sign reading PECKING GRAPPLER-BIRDS. Below this sign was another sign reading NEVER OPEN. They couldn’t have chosen a better cage to stand in front of while defending themselves from yet another angry and hotly pursuant mob. Wilx did the unthinkable. He opened the cage. Pecking Grappler-Birds swarmed out, quickly filling up the space of Subterranean Layer 53. They pecked. They grappled. They flew. “Run!” yelled Wilx. Rip and Krimshaw followed Wilx down the corridor towards the Master Ladder. “I think those bird things have them distracted. But don’t slow down.” “Can you believe how fast they peck through to the brains?” asked Krimshaw. “And how effectively they grapple the spinal cord?” added Rip. “No time to admire the rapid killing technique of the Pecking Grappler-Bird. Everybody get on this ladder now.”